PinnedGuinevere VanderpantsA Season in Hell“I managed to make every trace of human hope vanish from my mind. I pounced on every joy like a ferocious animal eager to strangle it.Jul 152Jul 152
PinnedGuinevere VanderpantsThe Indignity of Being AliveBecause the body asks so muchNov 11, 2022Nov 11, 2022
PinnedGuinevere VanderpantsBecoming a Parent Will Ruin Your LifeIf you are on the fence about parenthood and think you could live a happy life without needing to procreate, my advice is unequivocal: stay…May 29, 202310May 29, 202310
PinnedGuinevere VanderpantsI Was There: ’90s MusicGood god, doesn’t anyone else remember Ugly Kid Joe?Mar 22, 20222Mar 22, 20222
PinnedGuinevere VanderpantsMuseum of the AbsurdWhy Your Brain is like the Universe. Bojangles guest stars.Nov 30, 20231Nov 30, 20231
Guinevere VanderpantsinPsych Times PublicationWe Can’t Use Language to Tell the Truth: A Brief Dialog with ChatGPTWe Live in a Time of Make-Believe: Life Gems I Am Unqualified to Give You, But I Will Give You AnywayJan 42Jan 42
Guinevere VanderpantsParenting Perspectives from a XennialGenerationally, I fall into the pseudo-generation called Xennials, and I am 100% all that that entails, so I know this anecdote might…Dec 7, 20232Dec 7, 20232
Guinevere VanderpantsWhy People Do the Things They DoForget astrology. Mathematics is the truest form of fortune-telling ever created.Dec 6, 20231Dec 6, 20231
Guinevere VanderpantsWhy It Might Seem Like Neurodivergent People Have No FilterTrying to get to know me is like handing an alcoholic a beer. One thing is not going to be illuminating, so at some point, I will need toDec 6, 20231Dec 6, 20231